About

Characters

Matt

Matt

Former East Coast IT scrub who worked his way up to Silicon Valley programmer scrub.

 

Ian

Ian

Video game artist who left California to raise a family in Ohio. Married to Jes.

 

Jes

Jes

Crackerjack pastry chef. Married to Ian.

 

Jo

Jo

A young mage who who left the family job class to pursue an MBA. Formerly an HR manager for several short-lived startups, now running her own consulting company.

 

Tank

Tank

Jo's friend who lives off what he can scrounge up running the same dungeons every week, which isn't much. Currently living on Jo's couch.

 

Bob

Handsome Bob

Jo's boyfriend and former coworker. Also an amateur illusionist of the non-magical variety. 

 

Jo's mom

Jo's mom

A max-level archmage who would just like to see Jo settle down with a nice boy in plate armor.

 

Death

Death

Will play you in a game for your life. Will also play you in a regular game if you show up Tuesday night at Games of Berkeley on Shattuck. Notoriously sore loser.

 

Business Lizard

The business lizard

An iguana.

 

Contact info

Ian McConville, the artist

Matthew Boyd, the writer

The official Topatoco help page, the place for most questions regarding items from the store